What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 12:19

Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love